I politely request that everybody get out of my way and point me in the direction of the Gorgon.

If you would be so kind.

Anyone caught dawdling will be shot. Some of you may be shot anyway.

[Filter: HADES]

I have someone you wanted to meet. He's not in perfect condition, but I will take responsibility for the broken nose. I do not know when he lost his shoe.

It is probably worth noting that he seemed to be sought after. But I am better at this.

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[Filter: HADES & LETHE]

Do not be shocked if you find Catapano's face on your milk carton. Or on any other 'Missing' poster in the city. It's not a prank; I just pulled a few strings. I have discovered I make a surprisingly convincing hotline attendant. His sisters are worried.

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The safety catch was on. All week.

Not one of my finer moments.

Though it is just as well. You would all be dead.

I hate this time of year.

[The determined silence of someone's concentration is broken by a rattle and a rather loud bang. Silence resumes once more before the aforementioned someone moves on to rattle something else. Eventually, Nemesis seems to remember she had something to say, and her voice rises somewhere in the background; impatient and frustrated with a distinctly ( Read more... )

Thanatos. Clingy?

And, as I was about to say before someone meddled with my mental age: if that... war has yet to finish, the FRA teams have already been deployed to lend a hand I have so many missed calls to bring as many back into custody alive as possible, and I will be heading my own. So, should any of you be involved, I suggest removing ( Read more... )

To whoever let rats into my apartment: thank you for the target practice. You'll find the carcasses somewhere on the pavement outside.

To the little red and blue demons that just devastated my kitchen and lounge: either stay out or stay still while I reload. Pick one.

Twelve creatures not entirely dissimilar to the Hydra hatch in the complex--and people start naming them.

I thought the Romans were deranged enough with their Moray eels.

If I see a single one of them, I will kill it and feed it to the garbage disposal.

[Private Filter]

... If they scare me like that again, I am going to throw both of them from the building. Out of every mortal emotion I am coming to despise, fear anxiety is the one I hate the most and I will not be subjected to it because Cronus thinks it might be amusingIt's one thing to feel inadequate regarding one's role. Feeling helpless is ( Read more... )

I never thought I'd say this, but the next person to hit on me will be going home with all of their extremities in appropriate slings.

The next person to attempt physical contact will not be going home. Ever.

I like attention as much as the next girl, but this is getting ridiculous -- not to mention embarrassing.

ETA: And no, I will not be ( Read more... )